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Joke of the Day
"Twitter: ""Where people are openly Gay and secretly Republican"""
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"Interviewer: Any special skills? Me: Eclairvoyance. Him: I don't understand. Me: There's a box of donuts in your desk Him: YOU KNOW TOO MUCH"
"What did the young witch say to her mother ? Can I have the keys to the broom tonight !"
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