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Joke of the Day

"Why did the emo chicken go across the road? He was afraid to go down the tracks."

"Mama said there'd be days like this, and also ""knock you out"" ??? I don't know, you talk to her. She sounds drunk."

"So Donald Trump walks into the oval office as the 45th president of the U.S. Title"

"Guys.... Women aren't hard..... And if they are... They aren't Women."

"How long does Netflix have to be down before they send someone to your house to stroke your hair & tell you everything's going to be alright"

"What is Carroll Shelby's favorite food? A torque-y sandwich."

"What type of pants does Mario wear? Denim denim denim"

"TIL chimneys can be used as conjunctions They may introduce a clause"

"The advantage of using a nailcutter is, you won't get scratchmark on your forehead skin and the disadvantage is, you can't peel off garlic skin."

"My girlfriend accused me of being big-headed and thinking I was better than I was. I nearly fell off my throne."