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Joke of the Day
"Why was the driver fired from the destruction derby? He was accused of wreckless driving."
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"What idiot called it Airport Facilities Maintenance and not Hangar Management?"
"In World War 3, which country would retreat first? Iran."
"How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? Eleven. One chief of police to oversee it, and 10 cops to beat the lightbulb until it wants to change."
"if weird al is so popular now they should call him normal al. thats what i say on it"
"Rick Ross on Valentines Day ""Shout out to all the pairs"""
"jail phone hey what do you call a phone in jail? a CELLphone :D"
"What do you call the first sperm that reaches the egg? The ova achiever"
"How do to an indian burn My curry is better than yours."
"Two rednecks are having sex -""Who's your daddy!! Who's your daddy!!"" -""You are."""