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Joke of the Day

"How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? Eleven. One chief of police to oversee it, and 10 cops to beat the lightbulb until it wants to change."

"What did Bowie say before he died? Robin, is that you?"

"My local bondage club was robbed last night... we were all left bound and gagged. We absolutely loved it."

"Why did Gateway computers go out of business? Because they led to stronger and addictive computers."

"*Wakes up in Superman's body* Me: Holy crap! I'm finally a hero! *Uses heat vision to re-heat last night's pizza & puts on Netflix*"

"If you listen closely you can hear the gas pump tell your kid's college fund to go fuck itself."

"'How To Cope With Disappointment' ;-) Saw a sign outside of an office building which said ""Today's workshop 'How To Cope With Disappointment' has been cancelled"""

"Q: Why is Bill infuriated with Chelsea's new private school? A: They broke family tradition by making her wear a uniform."

"What do you call a girl who fucks dogs? Weird... Haha fuck naw you call em Whitney Wisconsin"

"What is your favorite dumb joke? here's mine :) Whats the last thing that goes through a bugs mind when it hits your windshield? ....his ass.... :P"