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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a Porsche and a trashcan full of dead hookers? I don't have a Porsche in my garage."

"There are only 10 types of people in this world... (probable repost) the ones who understand binary code and he ones who don't"

"Will He Win ? by Betty Wont"

"How many saiyans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one. But it takes 3 episodes."

"What is Drake's favorite type of alcohol? Cripple Sec"

"This sub Reddit is like rain on a mountain We don't know where it's going but it's going downhill fucking fast"

"Cop: Do you know why I pulled you over? Me: Don't get me started"

"What did the male cheerleader say when he had to leave in the middle of a routine? ""Catch ya later!"""

"Saddam Hussein was not found hiding in a ""hole."" Saddam was roundhouse-kicked in the head by Chuck Norris in Kansas, which sent him through the earth, stopping just short of the surface of Iraq."

"I learned a lot of Mandarin in just one semester! Though I could have sworn the syllabus said ""Calculus 2""."