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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a Porsche and a trashcan full of dead hookers? I don't have a Porsche in my garage."

"Just wrote ""except for you, spiders >:("" on my Welcome mat so that should be the end of that"

"Robin Williams has died Thank you for the laughter"

"My favourite German jokes 1."

"What is the difference between Jesus and Hitler? Jesus fed 5000 people with 5 loaves of bread and 2 fish... Hitler made 6 million Jews toast..."

"I'm responsible for the deaths of 100's local singles in my area. They were dying to meet me & I did nothing. I did nothing!"

"Back to Future II is so unrealistic not a single person takes a selfie or gets bullied on the internet"

"Me to waitress: Do you validate? Waitress: Parking, you mean? Me: No. Like, can I read you some tweets and you tell me if you like them?"

"A police man pulled me over and said ""papers"". So I said ""Scissors! I win"" and drove off"

"Sexist Joke: What does Big Foot, the tooth fairy, and a book full of female inventors have in common? None of them are real."