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Joke of the Day
"jail phone hey what do you call a phone in jail? a CELLphone :D"
Next Joke
"My wife and I just renewed our vows of celibacy."
"*sees people doing the mannequin challenge, brings back ice bucket challenge and dumps it on mannequin people*"
"I had a really good joke... but autocorrect ruined the lunchtime"
"What do you call someone who dyes thier hair red? Trans-ginger."
"I've made too many withdrawals from the spank bank... They tell me my count is getting low."
"Wife: Are you gonna wear that to the cookout? Oh... *reaches under mesh shirt* *takes off nipple ring* Better?"
"Sometimes in the mornings I have dirty thoughts about a dead girlfriend Mourning wood"
"cucumber and potato. What the potato said to the cucumber? - Hi, How are you? What the cucumber answered? - OH MY GOD!!! A TALKING POTATO!!!!!!!!!"
"My friend and I applied for work at the new submarine factory. I don't know if we'll get jobs, but we'll see what surfaces."