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Joke of the Day

"What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on him? Nothing, he just let out a little wiiiine."

"People stuck in an elevator called for help. They were let down."

"Q: What do they use frozen band-aids for? A: Cold cuts."

"There's Gold in them teeth! - Prospector in a rap studio"

"I love people who IM me to tell me that they left a voice message to say that they sent me an email"

"If a tree falls in the forest, does anybody hear? Yes. Chuck Norris hears it. Chuck Norris can hear everything. Chuck Norris can hear the shrieking terror in your soul."

"Today someone was killed with a starter pistol. Police think it might be race related."

"""All dressed up and nowhere to go."" - penguins"

"I can't believe how strong the winds were last night. I nipped out to get my wife some milk and got blown into the f*cking pub."

"I heard you were in to fitness... well ima be fitness dick in your mouth in a second"