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Joke of the Day
"A man walks into a zoo... The only animal in the entire zoo is a dog. It's a shitzu."
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"So I was going to blame my pet ostrich for a crime i committed But my lawyer advised that it wouldn't fly in court."
"What the difference between meat and fish? If you beat your fish, it dies."
"How does an Australian shave? Rise up lights"
"What do you call a rich man's white tank top? A trophy wife beater."
"I shouldn't have plugged my iPhone into the PC at the Kitchen It's now in the sync."
"What's a lawyer's favorite type of cake? Torte"
"Why are gay guys bad at jenga? They don't worry about pulling out"
"Why did the chicken cross the road? Because YOLO"
"All in favor of imitating Spanish women say ""Aye-yi-yi."""