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Joke of the Day
"What happened when Bluto went to Mount Olive? Popeye got pissed"
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"What do you get if you have unprotected sex in the ear? Hearing AIDS."
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"So I wanted to write a joke about the lack of aplomb demonstrated by the police recently in Texas. But that would resemble a bomb, and I might get in trouble."
"What do you call a high retarded person? A baked potato"
"Which war had the most overweight soldiers? VietNOMNOMNOM"
"Wait, so you're saying these booklets are FREE? THESE booklets? Filled with HUNDREDS of real estate listings? OK, WHAT'S YOUR ANGLE?"
"What is the difference between the USA and USB? One connects to all your devices & accesses your data, and the other is a hardware standard."
"Mac & Cheese doesn't contain many vitamins, so it's important you always eat a bunch of it."
"Why doesn't Ed have a girlfriend? Because Sheeran"