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Joke of the Day

"Why are gay guys bad at jenga? They don't worry about pulling out"

"How do you turn a duck into a soul singer? Put it in the microwave until it's Bill Withers"

"The sausage principle. If you like something, never find out how it's made."

"The demolition workers performed at the workers event last night. Heard they brought down the house with their act."

"I just picked up the Germanwings iPhone app... When I switched on airplane mode, it locked me out of the phone and then crashed."

"Those Essex Girls Whats the difference between a plat of spaghetti and an Essex girl The plate of spaghetti moves when you eat it!"

"wow. chess is like a whole different game when you play it with your clothes on. was it always like that, grandpa? cause I don't like it."

"Rules of Hawaii Going to Hawaii and wearing a plastic garland as opposed one made with real flowers is the best way to tell everyone else you're a cheap lei"

"Ross's sister had a fear of wind instruments So Chandler played the drums. He didn't want to Harm Monica."

"They always punch up the fuckline. Why can't dyslexics tell jokes?"