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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a rich man's white tank top? A trophy wife beater."

"Starting a conversation Do you know how heavy a polar bear is? Enough to break the ice. *winks*"

"Why did God create the orgasm? So women can moan even when they are happy."

"How does a jew get his beer? He brews"

"What do you call a small Mexican? A paragraph."

"Passionate kiss is like spider web leads to undoing of fly."

"Where can a burger get a great night's sleep? On a bed of lettuce!"

"Why do Newfies want Quebec to separate? So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!"

"Why don't anteaters get sick? Because they're full of anty-bodies !"

"What's the difference between kindergarteners and /r/Jokes? Kindergarteners are creative."