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Joke of the Day

"What do a Feminist and a Broken ATM have in Common? They both can't make any change"

"A guy walks into a bar. .. He's in critical condition."

"Unlike the British or Australian spelling for colour/favour/neighbour, the Americans don't include u because it's all about them."

"Ever read Hitler's 2nd book? It was called Mein Bad."

"""I probably shouldn't have said that out loud"" -a biography"

"What do you call an Irish J-Pop singer? Rady O'Gaga"

"Quick question... How many Facebook pokes before it's okay to ask her to take a load to the face?"

"How many Carpathians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I don't know, Vigo and see. (best read in Yanosh's voice)"

"Have you heard my pizza joke? Never mind, it's too cheesy"

"A surrealist entered an Indian market. It felt very bazaar."