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Joke of the Day

"Men love when you kiss their neck.. Just not when they're driving And you're in the backseat. And they don't know you. Apparently."

"There aren't that many casinos in Africa. Cause there are too many cheetahs. And if you meet one who claims he isn't a cheetah, he's probably lion to you."

"Why do Italian men grow moustaches? They want to look like their mothers."

"[Bob Dylan giving singing lessons] I'd like you to sing it again, but this time plug your nose and put these 5 marbles in your mouth."

"What's used to calculate binomial coefficients and eaten on Passover? A Paschal Triangle!"

"I dented my Ford Focus and now it's blurry."

"What do Mr. Spock and toilet paper have in common? They both hang around Uranus trying to wipe out Klingons."

"How do you make a hormone? Don't pay her!"

"An Indian man was arrested He tried to talk his way out of trouble and kept currying on with the excuses, but the police were having naan of it!"

"My best friend was brutally murdered last week Its only now that I can look back and laugh. - Norm Macdonald"