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Joke of the Day
"Ellen Pao stole my bike Who else could it have been"
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"Going to watch a movie in theater Me: This movie is pirated Friend: How? Me: This movie has got 3.14 rating"
"What do you call a vampire that can lift up cars ? Jack-u-la !"
"What did the left leg say to the right leg? Between me and you, we can make a lot of money."
"Two men walk into a bar knock knock"
"I like my slaves like I like my coffee... Free"
"What do you call a water gun that gets people really excited? A super stoaker"
"A cube and a square are fighting. The cube says ""You're such a square, square."" Offended, the cube replies... Oh yeah? Well so's your FACE!!!!"
"Something tells me that girl with the word ""Princess"" tattooed on her neck isn't really Royalty."
"Bet you can't guess my favorite hue Hue Jackman"