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Joke of the Day

"Doctor Doctor I dream there are monsters under my bed what can I do? Saw the legs off of your bed!"

"What do they say when you leave an abortion clinic in Germany? Al-fetus-zane"

"Asians are bad drivers cuz they're used to riding pandas while eating rice is that racist enough for you dad I'm sorry I wasn't in the war"

"Make sure to stand in the middle of group photos. It will be harder to crop you out later."

"What kind of triangle jokes can never be made right? Ones with an obtuse angle."

"Anglo/German Dad Joke Q: What do you call an elf that's afraid of Jethro Tull? A: 10:45"

"I ordered some glue online but it hasn't arrived yet Must have gotten stuck in the post."

"If I say something, in the middle of a forest...with no women around to hear me... ...am I still wrong? [credit](http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=90423#10)"

"Im just an average guy with 2.4 kids."

"Why did the scarecrow get a promotion? Because he was out standing in his field."