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Joke of the Day
"Make sure to stand in the middle of group photos. It will be harder to crop you out later."
Next Joke
"A sheep, a drum, and a snake walk into a bar... Ba-dumm-tsss"
"A hamburger walks into a bar... ...and the bartender says ""I'm sorry, we don't serve food here""."
"Women sometimes make fools of men, but most guys are the do-it-yourself type."
"In our wedding, I'll invite his ex and be like ""Still believe you can get him back?"""
"Read about that farmer who lost a whole load of crops when crossing the river. Turns out his boat was full of leeks."
"What do black guys do after sex? 25 years - life"
"Why don't gay necrophiles like to talk about their pasts? Too many skeletons in their closets."
"No Wonder black people are so fast! Having a 3rd leg really helps."
"Bicycle joke Why did the guy fall off his bicycle? Because I threw a microwave at him"