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Joke of the Day
"Make sure to stand in the middle of group photos. It will be harder to crop you out later."
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"Why did Jimmy get into a horrific car accident? He let God take the wheel Edit: *Jesus.* He let *Jesus* take the wheel"
"What kind of coffee does a peg legged pirate drink? Decalfinated."
"we regret to inform you that you've hit rock bottom"
"Have you heard about the new line of Tampax with bells and tinsel? It's for the Christmas period."
"How do you fit 4 gay men on a barstool? Flip it over."
"What do you call Hitler's bachelor party? The Reich-stag!"
"When women reach a certain age they start accumulating cats This is known as many paws"
"A guy walks into a heavy metal bar. ouch."
"There's two fish in a tank, and one says ""How do you drive this thing?"""