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Joke of the Day
"Why did the scarecrow get a promotion? Because he was out standing in his field."
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"What's worse than fighting an uphill battle? Getting to the top and realizing it's all downhill from there."
"Some Christmas jokes A guy I helped at work told me these jokes. They're terrible. I love them. What goes HO HO HO thud? Santa laughing his head off. What goes HO HO HO? A Pimp taking inventory."
"What did one casket say to the other? What did one casket say to the other casket?...Is that you coffin..."
"My imagination ran away with me, but we're both out of shape and didn't get very far."
"What Kind Of Bagel Can Fly? A Plain Bagel."
"How to properly use a paper clip: 1. Throw in garbage 2. Use a stapler"
"My wife asked me what I wanted for my birthday. I told her I wanted to film a sex tape. I was surprised when she agreed but now it's awkward because she thought I meant with her."
"A seal walks into a club... _"
"Two nuns met a exhibitionist. One had a stroke. The other one just watched it."