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Joke of the Day
"Whats better then a gold medal in the special Olympics? Not being retarded."
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"What colour animals have the most sex? Brown Chicken, Brown Cow"
"*Prosecution points to badger*: Objection! This animal has no place in court! Defense: Your honor, the badger is prosecuting the witness"
"I'm going to the inaugural meeting of the Dodgem Car Appreciation Society later. They're expecting a bumper crowd."
"What is the hardest part about firing a black man? Waiting for him to show up."
"""Please refrain, Angry God, from using the Newspaper of Doom"" the Spider King cries as he orders another sacrifice into your sleeping mouth"
"How do you fuck a fat chick? Roll her over in flour and find the wet spot"
"The problem with trouble shooting is that trouble shoots back."
"Vote for trump Orange is the new black"
"I told my boss I couldn't come into work because my anal glaucoma was acting up. I just couldn't see my ass there."