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Joke of the Day

"If you see a porcupine in your yard, that's my cat and we're not done with our accupuncture session."

"What's the difference between a tire and 1000 used condoms? One is a good year and the other is a great year."

"Can't afford anti-depressants so I'm just drinking No More Tears shampoo."

"Why did Night fall? Because Day tripped him."

"The word ""Diputseromneve"" may look ridiculous, but backward it's even more stupid..."

"What did the blonde's left leg say to the right leg? ""Between us, I think we can make a lot of money!"""

"How can you tell if a pedophile is happy? He has a peda-smile."

"My password is my pussy Because apparently my dick isn't long enough"

"What does a lawyer and a prostitute have in common? They both fuck you for your money."

"how did the gamete get rich? because sex cells... Thank you thank you i'll be here all week."