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Joke of the Day
"My password is my pussy Because apparently my dick isn't long enough"
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"What do you call a male trapped in a female body? A fetus"
"The genius and the pool player A genius walks into a bar and says, ""I have 200 IQ!"" The pool player replies, ""I have an eye cue too!"" and pokes the genius in the eye."
"What kind of movie do mathematicians most often watch? -rated movies"
"My friend asked me if I was ready to go to the nudist colony I was born ready."
"Me flirting at a party me: so what's your major her: radiology me: oh cool AM or FM?"
"Remember people, good manners is what separates us from the French."
"What white actor is going to play Prince in his bio pic? Peter Dinklige"
"What did the Dalai Lama say at the hotdog stand? Make me one with everything"
"Facebook Genius, Just changed my Facebook name to No one' so when I see stupid posts I can click like and it will say No one likes this'."