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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a tire and 1000 used condoms? One is a good year and the other is a great year."

"I hate when people ask me where I see myself in 3 years. I'm blind"

"Canada's Gas prices... They fell as fast as Greece's GDP."

"I've spent half my money on gambling, alcohol, and wild women. The other half I wasted."

"How do Muslim women get wrinkles off their faces? Fabric softener."

"Cajun restaurants' food is so spicy... ...that you want to wash your hands before you use the bathroom."

"Do cops tell bad guys to freeze in Alaska? Or is it just understood?"

"In a parallel universe, Two bars walk into a man."

"Did you hear about the motorbike who came out to his parents? He was bi-cycle"

"My new thesaurus is terrible. Not only that, but it's also terrible."