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Joke of the Day
"Why was the baby ant so confused? Because all of his uncles were ants!"
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"INTERVIEWER: says here you were fired previously? ME: yeah, I tried putting pizza in the copier INTERVIEWER: [excitedly] did... did it work?"
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"I'm scared some kid is going to break into my house and fleek me to death with a bae"
"Jokers of Reddit, any good blonde jokes or punch lines out there?"
"What's the difference between a porcupine and a ferrari? The porcupine has pricks on the outside."
"PRANK: ask someone what's on their shirt and when they look down give them a perm"
"What's your number? A jewish girl and a man walks into a bar. They hit it off and the man asks for the girls number. She lifts her sleeve."
"Whiteboy who needs a haircut Justin Beiber in the front, Duck Dynasty in the back"
"I had an amazing racist joke to tell... ...but a black guy stole it."