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Joke of the Day
"Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted! ~~I'm sorry~~"
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"Who has one thumb and isn't allowed to use the table saw anymore? This guy."
"Me:What'd u ask Santa for 6: a speed boat M: like a Lego boat? 6: no M: oh for the bath? 6: no M: the pool? 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no"
"Why is Santa's sack so large? He only comes once a year."
"Are all NASCAR fans fat with goatee's or is that just the women?"
"Two blondes were walking down the railroad tracks. The first blonde said ""man, these steps are killing me!"" The second one said ""it's not the steps that are killing me, it's these low hand rails!"""
"Q: Did you hear about the ghoul who had eight arms? A: He said they came in handy."
"What did the Jamaican Priest say to the Baker's rolls? You a cinnamon."
"A man goes to see his doctor... He says to the doctor ""Doc, I think I might be a pair of curtains."" The doctor yells ""Pull yourself together!"""
"gonna have me one of them sexy closed-casket funerals, leave somethin to the imagination"