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Joke of the Day

"In which sub does OP deliver most often? /r/babybumps/"

"adult coping mechanisms: drinking, Netflix, pretending nothing's wrong"

"What do you call a holy man who works at McDonald's? A Friar"

"You know what Popeye and Napoleon have in common? They both come on those little jugs of Olive Oil."

"[NSFW] where's the best place to have sex? In an Apple orchard, you always get to cum in cider."

"A conclusion is the part where you got tired of thinking."

"A bunch of Jewish folks walk into a bar... Mitzva and celebrate Oscar's thirteenth bithday."

"Why did the blind fly starve to death?? Because he couldn't see shit"

"If your kid eats the chocolate bunny's feet first, ""so it can't get away,"" that's your future serial killer right there."

"Nothing warms my heart... ...quite like spontaneous combustion"