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Joke of the Day

"If your kid eats the chocolate bunny's feet first, ""so it can't get away,"" that's your future serial killer right there."

"What do you call a gay guy flying a plane? The pilot."

"Q: What do you say when a dog runs away? A: Dog-gone!"

"""Sorry, I have to take this call."" ""That's a banana. And it's half eaten."" *covers banana with hand ""I don't tell you how to do business."""

"Why did the Dollar note become 4 Quarters? Because it wanted ""to change"". *ducks*"

"Why did the computer cross the road? To get a byte to eat..."

"Nothing makes me more proud of my son's sense of humor, than when he asks me for help with his algebra homework."

"Why is ok to leave the lid off a basket of socialist crabs? Because whenever one of them climbs to the top, the others drag it back down."

"Family...Friends....Fun...Fridays. All good things start with ""F""."

"There was a prison break and I saw a midget climb up the fence... As he jumped down he sneered at me and I thought, well, that's a little condescending."