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Joke of the Day

"A conclusion is the part where you got tired of thinking."

"Shout out to plants for being independent niggas grinding 24/7 for their own food and putting on for the team by helping everyone breathe"

"Why Is Chemistry Racist? It's very selective. Edit. My first time making a joke. I know I can't make a joke. This is not directed at anyone."

"Have you heard about the two gay ghosts? They gave each other the willies."

"The internet is amazing One minute you're at work looking at random webpages; the next, you're at home looking for a new job"

"Me on the toilet: HEY I NEED SOME TOILET PAPER 6: *running around dressed like a mummy* we're all out"

"Note: When you cut jeans into shorts, remember to wear the top half, not the bottom half. lol. these denim calf warmers tickle my legs."

"If you feel like your parents didn't hug you enough as a child then it's probably because they didn't really want you. Good talk."

"I like my women how I like my microwaves With children in them"

"I wish lap dance minutes felt like treadmill minutes."