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Joke of the Day

"Fred: I've added these figures ten times. Teacher: Good work! Fred: And here are my ten answers !"

"How did Harry Potter get down the hill? By walking. Jk rowling"

"A man walks into a fancy dress party in calvin klein briefs... The host asks him 'what are you dressed as?' Premature ejaculation. I just came in my pants."

"What is long, hard and full of sperm ? The sock under my bed."

"You have to compliment boobs like a Christmas tree If they're real, tell them they look fake. If they're fake, tell them they look real"

"People only hate jury duty because they have to go to a courthouse. Let em stay home and they'll tweet who's guilty all day."

"What is Stevie Wonder's favorite key to play in? C minor"

"I want to be important enough to receive a phone call, say one word, hang up and having the end result being something blown up."

"Watching TV today I saw a struggling actress I used to know had landed a job in a bra commercial. Nice to see her supporting herself."

"""Name him Mufasa, it means ""king"" in Manazoto. And uh, we'll call HIM Scar. Because his face."" Simba's grandparents were the real villains."