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Joke of the Day
"I was never a photogenic person, because when everyone said cheese I said ""WHERE""?"
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"What do you call a sad gay Brit? Aaa bloody bummer"
"Pregnant Kim Kardashian is moaning in a magazine, ""Nothing looks good on me"" I disagree. A grand piano dropped from a considerable height would."
"""I think it's about time we had a white president"" - 8 year olds"
"""Dad, why isn't there chocolate meatloaf?"" - my brilliant 3 year old son Patrick"
"A man walks into a mental hospital wearing nothing but plastic wrap. The clerk says to him, ""You definitely belong here, I can clearly see your nuts!"""
"What do you mean will I eat a whole rotisserie chicken? What do I look like, a guy who doesn't eat whole rotisserie chickens?"
"What do you call a Skydiving criminal Condescending"
"What's green and hairy and skies down a mountain a skiwi"
"Robbing me is only a good idea if you're running low on ketchup packets."