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Joke of the Day
"How do you confuse a Daily Mail reader? Tell him that asylum seekers kill pedophiles."
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"I am proud to endorse podiums That's a product I can stand behind"
"Joke from my 4 year old granddaughter... ""Knock Knock""... Me: who's there? Her: Orange Me: Orange Who? Her: Orange glad I didn't say Police!"
"What is the penalty for telling a bad joke? The joke is it's own pun-ishment."
"If Christians want to stop gay sex... they should encourage gay marriage."
"Obama and Bush walk into a bar... ...Clinton ducked."
"*shuts down road going both ways* Right over here, officer. Here is where the accident happened. *pulls tiny sheet over squirrel*"
"What did one saggy boob say to the other? If we don't get support soon, people will think we are nuts."
"What does a chemist say when he needs someone to pass the salt? ""Please pass the salt."""
"Hitler sponsors a 10k... He calls it the ""Master Race"""