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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a short cowboy? Subdude"
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"Once you've mastered being a surgeon... ... operating just become an exercise in patients."
"Q: What's the inscription on dead blues-singers tombstones? A: ""I didn't wake up this morning..."""
"Tiger turned into Bulldog Men:1 Your dog is very healthy...looks like a tiger ! Owner: This is a not a dog ,it is a tiger.but it looks like a dog because of AIDS."
"Did you hear about the optometrist who fell into a lens grinder? He made a spectacle of himself..."
"Jeffrey Tambor walks into a bar and spots Stephen Tobolowsky... He says, ""Have I seen you somewhere before?"""
"Why doesn't an old man ever go down on his old wife? Ever opened a grilled-cheese sandwich?"
"There's no way that whatever mothballs prevent is worse than the smell of mothballs"
"I have proof that the FBI has no sense of humor [REDACTED]"
"I am so used to automatic doors at work that when I come across one I have to physically open I just stand there like a dummy"