32674

Joke of the Day

"Tiger turned into Bulldog Men:1 Your dog is very healthy...looks like a tiger ! Owner: This is a not a dog ,it is a tiger.but it looks like a dog because of AIDS."

"Where you do see yourself in five years? I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision!"

"I'm banned from HomeDepot, after trying to steal drugs. I was caught stealing two ladders; what can I say they get me high."

"Two blonde girls... ...were driving to Disneyland. The sign said: Disneyland left. They started crying and headed home."

"2 peanuts are walking in the park. One is assaulted."

"Instead of God, try worshipping a golf cart for a few years and see if it makes any difference."

"As an american, I feel really sorry for the Canadians up north. I mean, how do they even live if their summer is 30 degrees?"

"Why don't chickens wear underwear? Because their peckers are on their face."

"Minecraft isn't wheelchair assessable."

"I bet you think it's funny when... I bet you think it's funny when I have a runny nose. It snot."