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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the optometrist who fell into a lens grinder? He made a spectacle of himself..."
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"So I heard on the news that there was a school shooting in my city of Chicago. It must've been a slow news day."
"""Stay strong!"" I said to my wi-fi signal."
"Hello all, I have the ground type safari...Someone please add me, I'm looking for the older generation."
"Anyone else like the holidays of other cultures? Like, I love the one where you take a bunch of presents and hide them in the attic. Or as you may know it, Anne Frank's birthday."
"How do you convert Spanish programming into English? Yes++"
"What do you call five African-Americans born together? Triplets."
"You can't set out a bowl full of superconductors and expect people not to take them. They're irresistible."
"My wife suffers from a case of constant halitosis... So I guess it's a good thing I'm hung like a TicTac."
"Which educational institute did many Jehovah's Witnesses graduate from? The School of Hard Knocks."