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Joke of the Day

"There's no way that whatever mothballs prevent is worse than the smell of mothballs"

"People call me Mr Compromise. Wasn't my first choice for a nickname, but I can live with it."

"What happened to Hillary Clinton's emails? [deleted]"

"Coworker: That's a stupid song Me: Your face is stupid Coworker: Way to be mature Me: YOUR FACE IS MATURE!!"

"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A licalatapus"

"The ""letters to the editor"" page of your local newspaper is like Twitter for the elderly."

"How many Police Officers does it take to handcuff one man? Nine, Eight to shoot him and one to say he was very dangerous"

"sorry, standing outside your house with a sign that says ""prom?"" was probably a confusing way to ask u what prom means"

"I'm a grammar nazi. I'm also a regular nazi, but that's a different story."

"What's the difference between a golfball and a woman's 'G' spot? A man will actually spend 20 minutes looking for a golfball... Alternative punchline: Man can actually hit a golfball..."