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Joke of the Day
"What's a porn star's favorite drink?"
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"Did you hear the joke about the deaf man? No? He didn't either."
"After a lot of deliberation I've decided communism isn't right... It's left"
"Hey did you know a new medication came out for depressed lesbians? Tridixigin"
"So sick of not knowing if a girl's single. We need a symbol ""Rings?"" Not visible enough ""Screw it, lets put a dot on their foreheads"" -India"
"""This is literally the worst beer I've ever tasted."" *finishes six pack*"
"An asian woman gets into car and starts driving... thought you'd enjoy that one."
"One dark night, there was a rustle in the bushes... Russel, get out of the bushes!"
"You: Knock knock, Me: Who's there?"
"That's shocking!! Hold on. *quickly draws overly arched eyebrows* Ok. Go on."