151480
Joke of the Day
"Did you hear the joke about the deaf man? No? He didn't either."
Next Joke
"""Pilot season"" in Hollywood is when TV networks pay writers millions of dollars to think of ways people could move in together."
"What's the best part of having Miley Cyrus over for thanksgiving dinner? Unlimited twerky"
"I never knew Godwin's law was in the English Oxford dictionary.. What a bunch of language fascists. edited: grammar Nazis"
"Know what I call girls who run faster than me? Cardio"
"What do you call a Mexican who's car got stolen? Carlos."
"My friend claims that he is a blacksmith But everything he makes is forged."
"What does a parliamentarian say when they're done masturbating? ""Beating adjourned."""
"A Man Walks Into a Bar... Its sad how is alcohol dependency is destroying his family"
"Fun fact: every white person with dreadlocks believes in at least one government conspiracy."