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Joke of the Day
"After a lot of deliberation I've decided communism isn't right... It's left"
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"Religion That is all"
"My wife said to me: ""If you won the lottery, would you still love me? I said: ""Of course I would. I'd miss you, but I'd still love you"
"Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I make Then they call me ugly and poor"
"Love is not the number of times you kissed her, but the number of moments you were dying to kiss her."
"One of the main goals for Republicans is to close our Borders. Well, mission accomplished. I hear they're going after Books-A-Million next."
"I bet the women who only tweet about sex are probably some of the nicest men you'll ever meet in person."
"How do you know you're leading a sad life? When a nymphomaniac tells you ""Let's just be friends."""
"My girlfriend is in the hospital after she ate a giant bacon cheese burger. It was mine."
"I like my women like i like my upvotes. Under 16 and being fucked with by people online."