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Joke of the Day

"One dark night, there was a rustle in the bushes... Russel, get out of the bushes!"

"Why do politicians take laxatives? So that they can speak more fluently!"

"Trying to figure out if you practice the violin for many hours every day, or if you just have a really bad hickey."

"Two blind man at a cinema: ""Can you see something ?"" ""No"". ""Then let's go in front !"""

"I'm a pretty law abiding citizen, but overweight and out of shape security guards really make me want to test their commitment to the job."

"My favorite pickup line... the Ford F Series"

"What Do You Call A Bad Mexican Restaurant? Shitpotle"

"What do you call Mexican potato chips? Oles Potato Chips!"

"If I got 50 cents for every failed math exam I'd have $ 6.30 now"

"Did you hear about the Supreme Court ruling that you can marry a sandwich? Yeah, the BLT community are very excited!"