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Joke of the Day
"""This is literally the worst beer I've ever tasted."" *finishes six pack*"
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"I decided to get a tattoo of a cross Because I want people to know that not only am I religious, but I also lack creativity and am an asshole."
"What do you give a kid with no hands for Christmas? Doesnt matter, he'll never unwrap the gift"
"How do telegraph operators apologize? Remorse code"
"*jerks off to a picture of a good personality*"
"Why shouldn't you believe a person in bed? Because he is lying."
"My sister bet me I couldn't make a car out of spaghetti.. She was right. The very premise is absurd."
"Imagine being the sound guy when Drake's rapping about doing it all on his own with no help. He must be like ""wow um oook?"""
"Lifting the toilet seat AND putting it back down are 2 steps. If women really want equality, they're going to have to take on a step here."
"What does Monica and Hillary have in common? They don't fuck Bill anymore."