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Joke of the Day
"""This is literally the worst beer I've ever tasted."" *finishes six pack*"
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"Why do scuba divers fall backwards of boats If they fell forwards they would be on the boat"
"Definition: Politics Poli (Poly): Many.... Tic(k)s: Blood sucking creatures"
"A man was caught having sex with the Venus de Milo... ...he was charged with statutory rape"
"""I hate hashtags!"" Dad screams as he smashes his #1 Dad coffee mug against a wall."
"The best salesperson ever was the first woman to shave off her eyebrows and draw them back on, then convince a second woman to do it."
"Why are cpws made for dancing? They're all born hoofers!"
"My mute friend told me a funny joke."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Blue ! Blue who ? Blue away with the wind !"
"How do you hire a teddy bear? Put him on stilts !"