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Joke of the Day
"There are two types of people in the world Employed people and english majors"
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"Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: Boo-Bees"
"/r/jokes It's funny because hardly anything here can be considered a joke."
"Welcome to Skagway where the population always remains the same. Every time a child is born, a man leaves town."
"I only date girls that smoke weed I guess you can say I have high standards"
"Dear Hollywood, after all the 3D movies, I've decided my 3 favorite dimensions are: 1) width, 2) height, and 3) character development."
"I need to get something off my chest... It's called breast cancer. I'm so sorry."
"*Santa's Google search* cheap labor cheap labor not kids magic cheap labor elf for sale bulk labor laws by country north pole group travel"
"What do you call a black person that can fly a plane? A pilot, you racist fucks. P.S Wasn't that well received in anti-jokes, so I figured it might work better here."
"I'm not sure what happened to the word ""cocksucker"". People use it now to describe a bad man when it actually describes a good woman."