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Joke of the Day
"Are you assholes still playing the lottery with the numbers from Lost?"
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"Funniest Joke Ever... What do you call a crazy introvert?..............A walnut. *crickets* Thank you, thank you."
"Knock knock, Who's there? Not Oscar Pistorius."
"Why is your dad chasing those pigs through the garden? We're raising mashed potatoes."
"How to keep a man happy: 1) Phone him 86 times a day 2) Wail hysterically 3) Be needy 4) Never sleep with him 5) Buy yourself shoes"
"[Commercial for babies] *100 year old woman trying to feed a brick a bottle of milk* ""There's got to be a better way"""
"Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? A: Be too drunk to find your keys."
"Waiter there's a fly in my soup! No sir that's a cockroach the fly is on your steak."
"There should be a Photoshop function to automatically remove unwanted trolls from the background of your pictures 'Photo Balm'"
"I went to see an inflatable marching band I was excited at first, but when I got there they turned out to be pretty flat...."