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Joke of the Day
"How do you tell a crazy Jew that it's all in his head? ""It's psychosemitic"""
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"You can't spell anal rash without Sarah Palin."
"Two fish are in a tank One turns to the other and says: ""do you know how to drive this thing?"""
"Sometimes I wish I knew more than just a few jokes. </clever one liner>"
"*runs into the back of wife's leg with the grocery cart for the 5th time* me: We meet agai- wife: Go wait in the car me: Ok"
"My Girlfriend crashed the car into a post today... It's no joke. The car is ruined and I am in serious pain."
"Ladies, I adore you, but some of you need to cover up your t*ts and read a book"
"What do you call a bee that comes from the United States? USB."
"What did the Egyptian boy say to the Egyptian girl? ""Come behind the pyramid, I'll make you a mummy"""
"Q. What kind of man was Boaz before he got married? A. Ruth-less."