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Joke of the Day

"Do you know why Trump's name is on all of his buildings? So the banks know which ones to take back! Ha cha cha!!"

"A murder A man walks into a crowded bar, pulls out a knife, and murders another man. Then he walked out. * I bet you laughed, this joke is a *killer*"

"What would people call Ryan Lochte if he went to jail? Ryan Locht-up"

"What was the working title for 10 Cloverfield Lane? ""You're not wrong, Walter, you're just an asshole."""

"A man walks into a doctors with five penises, I asked him: ""how do you put your trousers/pants on??"" He said: ""like a glove"""

"If Appendix removal is an Appendectomy and Getting your tonsils out is an Tonsillectomy... .... is a sex change an Addadicktome?"

"Many people think the Romans invented Vaseline That was ancient grease"

"Why Hitler died? Because he saw the gas facture."

"What do you do if your wife starts smoking? Slow down and use lubricant."

"Emotional Wedding I went to a wedding last week. It was very emotional. Even the cake was in tiers. (Credit to pigoletto on the FUNNY subreddit)"