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Joke of the Day
"Calm down, Windows Update. I'll restart my computer during work time."
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"Did you hear about the pirate who wanted to cut hair for a living? He moved to the barbery coast."
"Why do Ninjas always wear black? The skilled ones don't."
"The liquid inside a fire hydrant is H^2O, but the liquid on the outside is K9P. Courtesy of schnauzers-rule.com"
"Two baby seals walk into a club"
"High school kids, these awful years are going to end up being the best years of your life. That's how much everything else sucks."
"Little Johnny is sitting in geography class when the teacher asks him, ""Where is Pakistan?"" He replies ""Outside playing with Paki-Dave."""
"I tried to sell my old dogging stuff on eBay this week, without success. No bidders but I did have 12 watchers."
"The pen is mightier than the sword. Unless you have like three followers then go with the sword"
"My GF's jokes. #1 What type of car does James Bond drive? 00-Sedan"