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Joke of the Day
"In actuality, Batman is just a more violent and dark version of Inspector Gadget."
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"whats the difference between an old dirty subway and a lobster with breast implants one is a crusty bus station the other is a busty crustacean"
"You really gotta hand it to short people.. Because they usually can't reach it anyways."
"Women and Wine I like my women like my wine, aging in the cellar."
"Did you know the host of the Discovery Channel's show Dirty Jobs has 2 degrees? In Mike Rowe Economics and Mike Rowe Biology."
"How do you fix a broken tuba? With a tuba glue!"
"Kanye West was hospitalized... Our thoughts and prayers go out to the hospital staff at this difficult time."
"How many animals can you fit into a pair of panty hose? 2 calves, an ass, a beaver, a shitload of hares, 1 camel toe and a fish nobody can find."
"Two breakdancers walk into a bar They get served."
"I heard diaria is hereditary It runs through your jeans"