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Joke of the Day

"Do you know how to keep an idiot in suspense? I'll tell you later."

"My friend showed up wearing a ""Narnia is real"" shirt which suits him cause they both aren't planning to come out of the closet anytime soon."

"crush: i really like music me: *gets jealous of music and rips off crushes ears*"

"Job Interview : ""What is your great weakness?"" - Honesty - I don't think that honesty is a weakness - i don't give a shit what you think !"

"If women ruled the world, there would be no wars... Just bunch of countries not talking to each other"

"If we were stranded in a desert and a snake bit my penis, would you suck the poison out?"

"Why did the whale cross the road ? To get to the other tide !"

"What do you call a country of grizzlies that is always stoned? A hibearnation."

"When a cop asks if you know why you were pulled over, respond, ""I'm actually not allowed to discuss the details of the case"""

"Why did the hooker get a vagina implanted on her hip? She wanted to make some money on the side."