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Joke of the Day
"Do you know how to keep an idiot in suspense? I'll tell you later."
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"6.8 billion people in the world and I just had to make my own sandwich."
"Why do people knock on a locked public restroom door? And what is the person inside to say? ""who is it?"""
"Why is a physicist's dream vacation in Alaska? Because of all the cold fission it has."
"A Boy was born of an Indian, Chinese, Irish, and Italian grandmother.... They couldn't settle on a name, Until it hit them! They named him Ravi O. Lee Sorry"
"My wife's cooking is so bad.... My wife's cooking is so bad we usually pray after our food."
"I didn't get a chance to do yoga this morning or any other morning of my life."
"A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns... But then I realised toucan play at that game."
"What do you call a dog with no legs? Why bother calling it?"
"My exercising equipment has a hobby It collects dust"