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Joke of the Day

"I've been thinking about manufacturing and selling landmines disguised as prayer mats... ...prophets would go through the roof!"

"I had to delete Facebook because I liked too many pictures of dogs yesterday and now the newsfeed algorithm thinks I care about those people"

"What blod type am I? Type-O"

"How come you never get into a fart contest with a girls? They have double barrels. Probably a repeat, but my brother in law hadn't heard it so I figured I would post it."

"Why does the sun never set on the British Empire? Because God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark!"

"I read my horoscope today... It said I was gonna come into some money... which is weird because I usually just come into a tissue..."

"Why did the cowboy buy a wiener dog? So he could ""get a long little doggy""."

"What's white and has black spots a dalmatian"

"Where do poor Italians live? In the spaghetto..."

"Pretty cool to think every time the Verizon guy said ""Can you hear me now?"" the NSA was quietly answering ""Yes we can."""