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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a cock-muncher's favorite meal..? Not me.. Stop calling me that."
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"What do you call a wet spy? James Pond ( )"
"I like to mute CNN and imagine they're arguing about what appetizer, or appetizers, to order at TGIFridays."
"[Creation] God: These dinosaurs are ruining the place! Angel: Maybe they'll evolve? G: *throws a rock* A: Sick shot! G: Next time, apes"
"I just came across a group of elderly fish... Old School."
"Behavioral studies show that those who use a lot of swear words tend to be more honest. That's what I've been trying to fcuking tell you!"
"What do you call a morbidly obese person who can predict the future? A four-chin teller."
"Robocop is my favorite actor. How come he was never nominated?"
"A Spanish magician says he can make himself disappear on the count of 3 Uno, dos... Suddenly the magician disappears without a tres."
"What do you call Hitler underwater? Adolfin."