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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a cock-muncher's favorite meal..? Not me.. Stop calling me that."
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"Can I program my dvr to delete Whitney but keep the funny commercials?"
"Wife: we need to improve our home Me: agreed Wife: remodeling the kitchen should be top priority Me: [crosses out ""get more dogs""] obviously"
"ME: What an emotional roller coaster ROLLER COASTER: [calling out to me as I exit the park] Why are you leaving??!! Is it something I said?"
"A ghost walks into a bar ""Sorry sir"" the barmen says, ""We don't serve spirits after eleven"""
"Darling, you are the most beautiful woman in this party! Did you invite these guests on purpose?"
"Which family in Game Of Thrones fell down the stairs? The Bannisters"
"My neighbour knocked on my door at 2:30am this morning, can you believe that, 2:30am?! Luckily for him I was still up playing my Bagpipes"
"I called the rape hotline today Apparently it's only for victims"
"Next time someone catches you talking to yourself, make it worthwhile by laughing, yelling ""Good one!"" and high-fiving the air."