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Joke of the Day

"[Creation] God: These dinosaurs are ruining the place! Angel: Maybe they'll evolve? G: *throws a rock* A: Sick shot! G: Next time, apes"

"What does the Obama administration think about foreign relations? Why so Syrias?"

"If you are an American in the living room, what are you in the bathroom? European"

"Why did Helen Keller only masturbate with one hand? So she could moan with the other."

"I never understood why being called an Einstein is bad. It's only relatively insulting."

"(Awful joke)What did the Elephant say while scolding her children? Tusk Tusk I am so sorry"

"Give a man a fish, you feed him for a day. Give a man a poisoned fish and you feed him for the rest of his life."

"You know the jack in a box that scared the life out of you when you were a child? That's me as an adult cooking with my smoke detector"

"Her: I'm so wet Him: I'm so hard Eavesdropping alien: These people are bad at describing themselves."

"Does anyone else love thick sandwiches with three slices of bread and two layers of filling? We should make a club."