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Joke of the Day

"I like to mute CNN and imagine they're arguing about what appetizer, or appetizers, to order at TGIFridays."

"Whyisleatherarmorbestforsneaking? It'sliterallymadeofhide"

"Standing in the park, I was wondering why a Frisbee gets larger the closer it gets. And then it hit me."

"My girlfriend is like the square root of -100. She's a 10, but she's imaginary."

"2 for the price of 1 Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the idiot's house Knock Knock <Who's there?> It's the Chicken"

"Knock knock. Who's there? Budweiser. Budweiser who? Budweiser your mother naked?"

"What did the Dalai Lama say at the hotdog stand? Make me one with everything"

"Why are redneck murders so hard to solve? Because it ain't murder if they had it comin'!"

"""You laugh because I'm different; I laugh because you're all the same."""

"What did the mountain climber name his horse? Everest. Any time he is bored I see him Mount Everest."