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Joke of the Day
"Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It's very time-consuming."
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"Lottery- Gilbert Gottfried A man comes home to his wife and says ""Honey pack your bags I just won the lottery!"" She says ""What should I pack?"" He says ""I don't care just pack and get the fuck out!"""
"People: why do dogs bark at the mail man every single day Dogs: the mailman has literally never gotten in how do you not see what I'm doing"
"I swear on my momma imma upvote this post, since you sweared on your momma upvote this post."
"My girlfriend called me a pedophile yesterday. I said wow, that's a big word for a 9 year old"
"What's reddit without the R&D? Edit:"
"Cell division, explained: o 0 8 oo"
"I have found the secret to intradimensional travel"
"I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people."
"Who is al-Quaeda's favorite football team? The New York Jets."